adjustive:

I feel so sorry for everyone who treated me badly because I’m literally an angel and it’s such a loss on their behalf

grimelords:

it sucks that The Office never got to do an episode where Michael gets really sick and everyone has to shrink themselves down to a microscopic size and go inside his body to fix it

asbehsam:

back-that-sass-up:

pretty-castiel:

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

THIS HAS OVER 40,000 NOTES AND WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES I FOUND THIS IN MY MESSAGES:

“and then i saw him walk across the room. he got very close to me and whispered “back that sass up”“

“History truly is interesting. in which my favorite president having the longest hat. Ahh yes Asbehsam Lincoln.”

I have no words….